Somedays I feel like I could take on the entire world and read every book and complete all my goals and find the love of my life and be successful and the next day I could feel like a worthless piece of crap that doesn’t deserve anyone or anything and I don’t get it

If you’re ever feeling down just dress it up 👔👟 outfit was on point today so I had @elisabetta31 take a candid photoshoot of me 💁 #BowdownBitches #LookinGood #Joggers #Vans

If you’re ever feeling down just dress it up 👔👟 outfit was on point today so I had @elisabetta31 take a candid photoshoot of me 💁 #BowdownBitches #LookinGood #Joggers #Vans

moosefix:

moosefix:

Its amazing what you can accomplish when you don’t want to write an essay 

image

You are a hero among procrastinators 

(via lumos5001)

speedlimit15:

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

(via trust)

lumos5001:

bovineroyalty:

#maybe that guys a squib. #you don’t know his life (x)

considering this is the Ministry under Voldemort him being a squib it a totally possible scenario 

(Source: justtouchedawkwardly)

Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

(Source: sorelatable, via telapathetic)

stunningpicture:

Made this for my boyfriend

stunningpicture:

Made this for my boyfriend

(via tastefullyoffensive)

johnrulestheworld:

hickeys are beautiful because they are the only time a bruise results from love and affection rather than harm

(Source: sexygyarados, via dutchster)

wakingupinbakerstreet:

stealingcheese:

what kind of guys get into equestrian?

image

I CHOKED

(via awkwardvagina)

camembertlylegal:

deadlydinos:

Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”

"Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs"

Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock

I bet that is the happiest dog

(via onthewingsoficarus)

The head of a company survived 9/11 because
His son started kindergarten.

Another fellow was alive because it was
His turn to bring donuts.

One woman was late because her
Alarm clock didn’t go off in time.

One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike
Because of an auto accident.

One of them
Missed his bus.

One spilled food on her clothes and had to take
Time to change.

One’s
Car wouldn’t start.

One couldn’t
Get a taxi.

The one that struck me was the man
Who put on a new pair of shoes that morning,
Took the various means to get to work but before.
He got there, he developed a blister on his foot.
He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid.
That is why he is alive today..

Now when I am
Stuck in traffic,
Miss an elevator,
Turn back to answer a ringing telephone…
All the little things that annoy me,
I think to myself,

This is exactly where
I’m meant to be
At this very moment


written by (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: theoutsiders, via wilmont)

alegbra:

bold text in lowercase kinda feels like when a parent is really steamed but they’re talking in a low composed tone so you know you’re in the shit now

(via legit-humour)

yungmethuselah:

yungmethuselah:

How come Beyoncé wears crystal-studded leotards, 6” heels and fishnets, but she dresses Blue Ivy, her baby, in regular baby clothes? It really makes you think.

How come Beyoncé chooses to drink alcohol but doesn’t have Blue Ivy drink it? Why is Blue Ivy always being carried around? Why is she so short?

(via legit-humour)

I Won't Grow Up

Somedays I feel like I could take on the entire world and read every book and complete all my goals and find the love of my life and be successful and the next day I could feel like a worthless piece of crap that doesn’t deserve anyone or anything and I don’t get it

If you’re ever feeling down just dress it up 👔👟 outfit was on point today so I had @elisabetta31 take a candid photoshoot of me 💁 #BowdownBitches #LookinGood #Joggers #Vans

If you’re ever feeling down just dress it up 👔👟 outfit was on point today so I had @elisabetta31 take a candid photoshoot of me 💁 #BowdownBitches #LookinGood #Joggers #Vans

moosefix:

moosefix:

Its amazing what you can accomplish when you don’t want to write an essay 

image

You are a hero among procrastinators 

(via lumos5001)

speedlimit15:

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

(via trust)

lumos5001:

bovineroyalty:

#maybe that guys a squib. #you don’t know his life (x)

considering this is the Ministry under Voldemort him being a squib it a totally possible scenario 

(Source: justtouchedawkwardly)

Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

(Source: sorelatable, via telapathetic)

stunningpicture:

Made this for my boyfriend

stunningpicture:

Made this for my boyfriend

(via tastefullyoffensive)

johnrulestheworld:

hickeys are beautiful because they are the only time a bruise results from love and affection rather than harm

(Source: sexygyarados, via dutchster)

wakingupinbakerstreet:

stealingcheese:

what kind of guys get into equestrian?

image

I CHOKED

(via awkwardvagina)

camembertlylegal:

deadlydinos:

Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”

"Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs"

Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock

I bet that is the happiest dog

(via onthewingsoficarus)

The head of a company survived 9/11 because
His son started kindergarten.

Another fellow was alive because it was
His turn to bring donuts.

One woman was late because her
Alarm clock didn’t go off in time.

One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike
Because of an auto accident.

One of them
Missed his bus.

One spilled food on her clothes and had to take
Time to change.

One’s
Car wouldn’t start.

One couldn’t
Get a taxi.

The one that struck me was the man
Who put on a new pair of shoes that morning,
Took the various means to get to work but before.
He got there, he developed a blister on his foot.
He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid.
That is why he is alive today..

Now when I am
Stuck in traffic,
Miss an elevator,
Turn back to answer a ringing telephone…
All the little things that annoy me,
I think to myself,

This is exactly where
I’m meant to be
At this very moment


written by (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: theoutsiders, via wilmont)

alegbra:

bold text in lowercase kinda feels like when a parent is really steamed but they’re talking in a low composed tone so you know you’re in the shit now

(via legit-humour)

yungmethuselah:

yungmethuselah:

How come Beyoncé wears crystal-studded leotards, 6” heels and fishnets, but she dresses Blue Ivy, her baby, in regular baby clothes? It really makes you think.

How come Beyoncé chooses to drink alcohol but doesn’t have Blue Ivy drink it? Why is Blue Ivy always being carried around? Why is she so short?

(via legit-humour)