cruciozayn:

for every single person who reblogs this ill creep ur blog and leave one word that describes you 

pls do it this will be fun ok

(via complic-ate)

rneerkat:

i hate when people say “tanks” instead of “thanks” like youre only expressing gratitude to me with 5/6 effort thats rude

(via complic-ate)

joshsux:

when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget

(via typac)

starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

(via the-kawaii-police)

url-goes-here:

have you ever been reading something and completely understood a line of foreshadowing and just whispered “shit”

(Source: celestiadarknessdementiaravenway, via the-kawaii-police)

fancifullauren:

irishfangirlshipper:

dorkstrider:

why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets

It’s so they can sell us bags

(via the-kawaii-police)

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

‘stop being overdramatic’ they say

‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist

(via thehilariousblog)

cruciozayn:

for every single person who reblogs this ill creep ur blog and leave one word that describes you 

pls do it this will be fun ok

(via complic-ate)

rneerkat:

i hate when people say “tanks” instead of “thanks” like youre only expressing gratitude to me with 5/6 effort thats rude

(via complic-ate)

joshsux:

when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget

(via typac)

starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

(via the-kawaii-police)

url-goes-here:

have you ever been reading something and completely understood a line of foreshadowing and just whispered “shit”

(Source: celestiadarknessdementiaravenway, via the-kawaii-police)

fancifullauren:

irishfangirlshipper:

dorkstrider:

why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets

It’s so they can sell us bags

(via the-kawaii-police)

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

‘stop being overdramatic’ they say

‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist

(via thehilariousblog)